GOOD LOOKING SANDWICHES All Sandwiches Served Hot & With Dirty Sauce Unless Otherwise Specified(trust us, you want it). Don’t Like Mayo? Just Say “No Mayo”. Also Served with your choice of Dirty Sauce, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onions, Pickles, Banana Peppers. Available on Freshly Baked Bread Including French, Wheat, Soudough, DutchCrunch, and Gluten Free. Mustard, Pesto, and Jalapenos FREE upon request. |
| Add Ons: | Avocado | $1.01 | |
| Bacon OR Pineapple | $0.99 | ||
| Extra Cheese, Cream Cheese, OR Brie | $0.69 | ||
| Grilled Mushrooms | $1.91 | ||
| Extra Meat | $2.92 | ||
| BBQ, Ranch, Honey Mustard, Italian, Blue Cheese, Marinara, French, Cranberry, Caesar, Frank's Red Hot, Ike's Red Pesto, Real Honey | $1.01 | ||
| Sprouts OR Cucumbers | $0.25 | ||
| Feeling Extra Dirty? Stuff Your Sandwich With: | Mozzarella Sticks OR Stuffed Jalapeno Poppers | $2.92 | |
| Beer Battered Onion Rings | $1.91 | ||
| 1 | Elvis Kieth | Halal Chicken Breast, Teriyaki Sauce, Wasabi Mayo, Swiss | $6.96 |
| 2 | Hollywood's
SF CheeseSteak |
Thinly Sliced RibEye Steak, Mushrooms, Provolone | $7.97 |
| 3 | Mayoose's CA-BLT | Cheese, Avocado, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato | $7.97 |
| 4 | Lizzy's Lips | Halal Chicken Breast, Italian Dressing, PepperJack | $6.96 |
| 5 | Nacho Boy | Hot Roast Beef, Mushrooms, Avocado, Swiss | $8.98 |
| 6 | Hot Momma Huda | Halal Chicken Breast, Franks Red Hot Sauce, Ranch, Provolone | $6.96 |
| 7 | The Pizzle | Halal Chicken Breast, Bacon, Ranch, Cheddar | $6.96 |
| 8 | Phil'er Up's KC BBQ | Hot Roast Beef, BBQ, Cheddar | $6.96 |
| 9 | [Name of Girl I'm Dating] | Halal Chicken Breast, Honey Mustard, Avocado, PepperJack | $7.97 |
| 10 | Curtis! | Halal Chicken Breast, Marinara, Provolone | $6.96 |
| 11 | Mission P.Z. Burger | ½ Pound of Angus
Beef, Dirty Sauce, Cheese
|
$7.97 |
| 12 | Jon-El's TB | Turkey Burger, Dirty Sauce,
Cheese
|
$7.97 |
| 13 | Papa Sam | Wild Salmon Burger, Dirty
Sauce, Cheese
|
$7.97 |
| 14 | Chipper's Fave | Shrimp & Imitation Crab Salad, American | $7.97 |
| 15 | Pride of the Castro | Turkey, Ham and Brie | $6.96 |
| 17 | Sanchez Elementary | Halal Chicken Breast, BBQ, Cheddar | $6.96 |
| 18 | Tony Soprano | Turkey, Ham, Pepperoni, Italian Dressing, Provolone | $6.96 |
| 19 | Going Home for Thanksgiving | Turkey, Cranberry Sauce, Havarti | $6.96 |
| 20 | Paradise Found | Ham, Pineapple, Marinara, Provolone | $6.96 |
| 21 | Fat Bastard | Ham, Bacon, EXTRA Dirty Sauce, American | $6.96 |
| 22 | Will the Thrill | Halal Louisiana Hot Link, Jack | $7.97 |
| 23 | Montana to Rice | All Beef Meatballs, Marinara, PepperJack | $6.96 |
| 24 | "Say Hey" | Hot Pastrami, Bacon, Swiss | $6.96 |
| 25 | Barry B. | Turkey, Bacon, Swiss | $6.96 |
| 26 | Jeries' BIG Meat Sandwich | Roast Beef, Pastrami, Turkey, Ham, Salami, Jack | $8.98 |
| 27 | Ex-Boyfriend | Salami, Bacon, Avocado, Cheddar | $7.97 |
| 28 | Flipper | Tuna, Avocado, American | $7.97 |
| 29 | Dirty CA-Roll | Shrimp & Imitation Crab Salad, Avocado, Wasabi Mayo, Avocado | $8.98 |
| 30 | Backstabber | Halal Chicken Breast, Marinated Artichoke Hearts, Caesar Dressing, Provolone | $7.97 |
| 33 | Al Bundy | Salami, Ham, French Dressing, Avocado, Smoked Gouda | $7.97 |
| 40 | Forty!? | Chicken Fried Steak, Choice of Sauce, Chedder | $8.98 |
| 41 | Mr. Sanderson | Bacon, Mozzarella Sticks, Avocado | $9.99 |
| 52 | Napoleon Complex | Turkey, Honey Poppy Seed French Sauce, Avocado, Havarti | $7.97 |
| 55 | Lincecum | Ham, Turkey, Bacon, Avocado, Havarti | $8.98 |
| 56 | Nacho Girl | Wild Salmon Burger, Mushrooms, Avocado, Swiss | $9.99 |
| 59 | Cristina and Umair Go to Ike's Place | Turkey, Bacon, Ham, Salami, Italian Dressing, Avocado, Provolone | $8.98 |
| 61 | Sometimes I'm a Vegetarian | Mushrooms, Marinated Artichoke Hearts, Pesto, Provolone | $6.96 |
| 63 | "Hella" Fat Bastard | Ham, Mozzarella Sticks, Bacon, EXTRA Dirty Sauce | $8.98 |
| 65 | Jim Rome | Turkey, Ike's Red Pesto, Avocado, Cheddar | $7.97 |
| 66 | Damn Straight | Halal Chicken Breast, Mozzarella Sticks, Marinara | $8.98 |
| 69 | Sexy Boy | Thinly Sliced RibEye Steak, Mozzarella Sticks | $8.98 |
| 70 | Meatless Mike | Vegan Meatballs, Marina, Pepperjack | $7.97 |
| 72 | Stupid Eggplant Sandwich | Breaded Eggplant, Marinara, Provolone | $7.97 |
| 73 | Peg Bundy | Breaded Eggplant, Avocado, French Dressing, Smoked Gouda | $8.98 |
| 75 | Barry Z. | Turkey, Avocado, Havarti | $6.96 |
| 76 | M.I.L.F. | Halal Chicken Breast, Stuffed Jalapeno Poppers, Franks Red Hot Sauce, Ranch | $8.98 |
| 78 | TH MACK | 1/2 Pound Beef Burger, Mozzarella Sticks, French Dressing, American | $11.11 |
| 79 | Shawn Michaels | Thinly Sliced RibEye Steak, Mozzarella Sticks, Bacon | $9.99 |
| 82 | Not Tonight, I Have a Headache | Halal Chicken Breast, Bacon, BBQ, Smoked Gouda | $7.97 |
| 84 | Super Luigi | All Beaf Meatballs, Stuffed Jalapeno Peppers, Marinara | $8.98 |
| 85 | Super Mario | All Beaf Meatballs, Mozzarella Sticks, Marinara | $8.98 |
| 86 | King Koopa | All Beaf Meatballs, Mozzarella Sticks, Stuffed Jalapeno Poppers, Marinara | $9.99 |
| 88 | Superman | Roast Beef, Corned Beef, Pastrami, Salami, Turkey, Bacon, Ham, Avocado, Jack | $12.21 |
| 89 | SF Giants | Turkey, Bacon, Mushrooms, Avocado, Swiss | $8.98 |
| 90 | Get Over It | Halal Chicken Breast, Mozzarella Sticks, Honey Mustard, Avocado | $11.11 |
| 91 | Paul Reubens | Sliced Corned Beef, Home Made Poppy Seed Coleslaw, French Dressing, Swiss | $7.97 |
| 92 | Hot Date for Hire | Thinly Sliced RibEye Steak, Stuffed Jalapeno Poppers | $8.98 |
| 96 | Mills Vikings | Halal Chicken Breast, Ike's Red Pesto, Ranch, PepperJack | $6.96 |
| 99 | We're JUST Friends | Halal Chicken Breast, Sweet Orange Glaze, Avocado, PepperJack | $7.97 |
| 100 | Eli Manning | Halal Chicken Breast, Zesty Garlic and Herb Sauce, Mushrooms, Avocado, Cheddar | $8.98 |
| 101 | Cowboy Curtis | Sliced Corned Beef, Home Made Poppy Seed Coleslaw, BBQ, Smoked Gouda | $7.97 |
| 108 | Do You Smell What Barack is Cooking? | Thinly Sliced RibEye Steak, BBQ, Smoked Gouda | $7.97 |
| 111 | Menage a Trois | Halal Chicken Breast, Real Honey, Honey Mustard, BBQ, PepperJack, Swiss, Smoked Gouda | $8.98 |
| 123 | The Joker | All Beef Meatballs, Zucchini Sticks, Ike's Red Pesto, Ranch | $11.11 |
| 128 | Sorry Charlie | Tuna, Cheese | $6.96 |
| 132 | Change | Thinly Sliced RibEye Steak, Beer Battered Onion Rings, BBQ, Smoked Gouda | $9.99 |
| 155 | Nacho Boy Supreme | Roast Beef, Bacon, Mushrooms, Avocado, Havarti | $9.99 |
| 188 | Doomsday | Roast Beef, Corned Beef, Pastrami, Salami, Turkey, Bacon, Ham, Mozzarella Sticks, Stuffed Jalapeno Poppers, Avocado | $15.51 |
| UNORIGINALS | Turkey, Salami, Roast Beef, Pastrami, Ham, OR Halal Chicken Breast All Sandwiches Served Hot & With Dirty Sauce Unless Otherwise Specified(trust us, you want it). Don’t Like Mayo? Just Say “No Mayo”. All UnOrigianls Served With Your Choice of Cheese, Dirty Sauce, Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onions, Pickles, Banana Peppers. Available on Freshly Baked Bread Including French, Wheat, Soudough, and DutchCrunch Mustard, Pesto, and Jalapenos FREE upon request. |
$6.43 | |
| Add Ons: | Avocado | $1.01 | |
| Bacon OR Pineapple | $0.99 | ||
| Extra Cheese, Cream Cheese, OR Brie | $0.69 | ||
| Grilled Mushrooms | $1.91 | ||
| Extra Meat | $2.92 | ||
| BBQ, Ranch, Honey Mustard, Italian, Blue Cheese, Marinara, French, Cranberry, Caesar, Frank's Red Hot, Ike's Red Pesto, Real Honey | $1.01 | ||
| Sprouts OR Cucumbers | $0.25 | ||
| Feeling Extra Dirty? Stuff Your Sandwich With: | Mozzarella Sticks OR Stuffed Jalapeno Poppers | $2.92 | |
| Beer Battered Onion Rings | $1.91 |

